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Bird Way Too Deep In Airport To Ever Escape

Published Friday, September 16th, 2022

Travelers at Boston Logan’s Terminal E this morning have reported that a bird was way too far inside of the airport ever to find its way out of there. “It was a fun surprise to see that bird flying around near my gate, but I got sad when I realized that it was probably gonna die in here,” said Newton resident Marc Hough, considering how the bird must spend its days flying from terminal to terminal, eating food court crumbs from the garbage. “I mean I can barely find my way to the exit, and I can read. I guess the greatest irony is, that while the bird is trapped inside, I’m about to fly to Florida.” At press time, Hough was not able to stop thinking about the bird.

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