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Boyfriend Asks Girlfriend How Many Kids She Wants to Have in Same Tone He Asks Where She Wants to Eat

Published Friday, September 6th, 2013

While walking down Brook Street on Wednesday, local boyfriend Andrew Prater reportedly asked his girlfriend, Wendy Skaggs, how many children she wanted to have in the same tone he usually uses to ask her if she feels like getting sandwiches for dinner.

Sources confirm that Prater just went ahead and said, “Hey, how many kids do you want to have?” without breaking his stride or deviating his tone of voice. Prater and Skaggs were reportedly having a casual conversation about Prater’s philosophy class when he asked Skaggs about her plans.

Those close to the situation added that Prater, who was seen casually looking at his phone to check his text messages during the conversation, might as well have been talking about ordering a pizza and not one of the most important and life-changing decisions a person can make.

Friends of the couple report that the pair haven’t even been dating that long, so it’s a pretty weird move on Prater’s part.

“I definitely want more than one so they won’t be lonely, you know?” Prater said with the same intonation he usually employs to tell his girlfriend how his day was or ask her if she wants him to pick anything up for her at CVS. Prater went on to ask Skaggs where she pictured herself living when she was older, but sources confirmed that you wouldn’t know it from his offhanded tone, which he has used in the past to ask Skaggs if she feels like getting burritos.

At press time, both Skaggs and Prater want to have two kids and a Dalmatian, but it’s no big deal or anything.

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