At last weekend’s reunion barbeque, a local family has decided that Brother shall take the family selfie since his arms are the longest.
“I’m proud that my long arms won me the great honor of taking this family selfie,” said Brother, lifting his cell phone high in the air with his lanky arm. “Even though Father is an inch taller, my arms are the longest out of everyone’s. And that’s what matters.”
“To take this selfie, I’m going to position myself at the edge of the group and take advantage of my large wingspan to ensure that everyone is in frame,” continued Brother, bending his knees a bit to try a new angle since there was a shadow on Grandma’s face. “Then, I’m going to encourage everyone to say cheese, and then press the shutter button from far above our heads, thanks to my long arms.”
At press time, Sister was tasked with posting the photo to Mother’s Instagram because she is the most hip with all this technology.

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