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The Brown Noser

Building Clearly Used To Be Rainforest Cafe

Published Friday, April 22nd, 2022

With ATMs placed to cover up animatronic gorillas and vines disguised as wires, a local Chase Bank branch clearly used to be a Rainforest Cafe. “Hi, would it be possible for me to get ten dollars in quarters, please?” screamed Chase patron Greg Blustein over the din of roaring robot monkeys and thunderstorm sound effects as he entered the bank beneath an aquarium archway. “Yes just a roll of quarters, thank you. Also, weird question, but by any chance was this bank a Rainforest Cafe? I don’t know why I ask exactly, but something about the building is giving me those vibes.” At press time, the teller handed Blustein the money in a light-up giraffe novelty cup.

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