After careful review of your resume, CareerLAB Advisor Abigail Spoonworth has concluded that your skill set would be a great match for CareerLAB.

“I mean, your resume skills check all our boxes,” said Spoonworth, thoroughly impressed that you knew to lie about Microsoft Office proficiency on your resume. “I see English fluency on here too, that’s as a big plus.”

“At CareerLAB, our staff is focused on one core mission: getting students jobs," said Spoonworth, completely disregarding your question about how to polish your resume for summer internship applications. “More specifically, getting students jobs at CareerLAB.”

“We have a wide breadth of industry connections and would be happy to pass your resume on to other people at CareerLAB,” continued Spoonworth, doing her very best to make CareerLAB sound like the Dream Team of peer advising or something. “With their help, you’ll be helping Brown students find exciting opportunities at CareerLAB in no time!”

At press time, the Philosophy Department held a seminar on finding work in the Philosophy Department.

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