Barely concealing their excitement as their classmate raised his hand in response to a question last Tuesday, sources reported that the entirety of British student Spencer Callahan’s archaeology section becomes tense with delight whenever he speaks. “Every time he contributes to discussion, we exchange elated glances with each other,” classmate Zippy Carlisle ‘22 said, cracking a little grin at the mere thought of Callahan’s charming accent spicing up an otherwise bland lecture. “We barely even listen to the points he’s making because that accent’s just so freaking cool. It’s hard to contain our excitement!” At press time, everything Callahan said sounded super smart no matter what.

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