After their classmate in a Modern Culture and Media course called upon outside readings to contribute to a discussion about the week’s assigned film, sources report that sophomore Marco Porter has way too much background knowledge on sadomasochism. “Everyone was talking about the Deleuze reading that had been assigned on Canvas, but then Marco chimed in with some insane tie-in to a super obscure Freud paper,” recalled classmate Travis Butler, visibly uncomfortable as he recounted Porter’s analysis of the movie based on unassigned materials about finding sexual pleasure in violence. “I can only hope that he was assigned that paper in another class and didn’t just read it in his free time.” At press time, Porter was making some alarmingly-coherent points about voyeurism in his weekly discussion post.

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