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Classmate Removes Mask To Better Enunciate Cough

Published Friday, October 29th, 2021

Reports indicate that Sarah Roberts ‘24 recently removed her mask in order to better articulate her cough. “I wouldn’t want anyone to think I have a wet, mucous cough when I actually have a dry, heaving cough,” Roberts explained thoughtfully. “Everyone appreciated my clear communication. By next week, half the class had adopted my method.” At press time, Roberts delivered an unmasked presentation to her class that began with a strong thesis and a forceful sneeze.

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