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The Brown Noser

Classy NASCAR Driver Only Races Limos

Published Friday, March 8th, 2019

Sources at the Daytona 500 report that classy NASCAR driver Brent Livers only races limos. “I know he’s a classy guy but this is true commitment,” said spectator Bryan Willis as the limo meandered around the track. “Taking on those tight turns in a 30-foot-long limo is a real gutsy move. And he doesn’t wear the racing suit like everyone else, he wears a very expensive tuxedo made out of the finest materials on the market. If you listen closely, you can hear him playing Mozart on the car radio.” At press time, Livers was dining on charcuterie during a wheel change.

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