On their annual southward migration last week, a flock of sick-as-hell geese were spotted flying in a Z, which is the coolest letter of the alphabet. “Sure, a Z is less aerodynamic than a V or even a lowercase L, but there’s no denying those geese looked effing rad,” said one onlooker who saw the baller geese. “When I saw that dope Z fly overhead, I knew those geese were no pansy-ass birds. My wife has been an avid birdwatcher for 30 years, and when she took a look at those absolutely epic geese, she told me that she had never seen birds so bitchin’.” At press time, some Russian geese were spotted flying in a backwards R.

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