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Could I Get Your Advice On My Three Life-Changing Internship Offers? by Student Who Just Wants to Brag About Their Three Internship Offers

Published Friday, April 14th, 2023

Hey, I’ve never asked you for your opinion once ever in my life, but I desperately need it now. I’m having the toughest time deciding between these three internship opportunities for this summer and I feel like you would be able to help me out. The first one’s in New York and they cover housing and food and also it’s super prestigious but it’s in New York and New York is so big and I’ve never been there! The second one is in my hometown, which is great because then I won’t have to pay for housing—and they are giving me a 10k stipend. And it’s with this organisation who does super cool things and it’s quite prestigious too. But it’s my hometown! That’s so dull! No one wants to stay in their hometown their summer going into junior year! That’s so embarrassing! Okay, okay, and hang on, don’t leave yet, there’s just one more. Okay, the last one is in Paris, super cool, everything is actually perfect except my ex is going to be working in Paris and can you imagine if I saw him there!? Will that not be the most awkward thing!? Ugh I’m just so torn between these three and I really don’t know which to choose, they all have their pros and cons. What do you think? I really value your opinion otherwise I wouldn’t have explained them all in great detail to you.

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