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Posting multiple slides to their respective Instagram stories, area couple Violet Garrity and Ben Ruess are sharing about their three week anniversary as if their relationship is a bacterial colony monitored by a lab.
“This cutie has made me feel like a princess for the last 21 days,” wrote Garrity as if she were recording qualitative observations about bacterial development over a specified time period. “I’m so lucky!”
“We’ve both grown so much since coming into each other’s lives,” added Ruess like their relationship was a source of glucose that enabled bacteria to proliferate at an especially high rate. “You complete me.”
“Nothing better than the last three weeks with you… here’s to many more together!” captioned Ruess in his post like he was describing the future of an experiment halfway through its planned duration. “I can’t imagine life without you in it, V.”
At press time, Garrity was posting candids of Ruess as if she were an expert ornithologist documenting the actions of a rare bird.
