Sources behind the yellow tape indicate that crime scene photographer Buster Brewster keeps insisting that the murder victim’s corpse take a silly one. “Ok, everybody looks great! Alright, now that all the serious stuff’s over, time for a silly one! Let’s get silly, people!” said Brewster to the freshly-deceased murder victim and a slew of onlooking detectives. “Come on, you can do better than that! Let loose a little, why don’t ya? Who’s gonna do bunny ears? Come on, Detective, why don’t ya give him some bunny ears?” At press time, a funeral director kept encouraging the deceased to try it again with some pizzazz.

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