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Sources report that even though local Providence father John Davis tried to say “sexy” like it was no big deal or something it was definitely weird.
Davis, who is well into his late forties and owns many Hawaiian shirts, was having a discussion with his family when he decided to use the word “sexy.”
“It was like he wanted to say it all casually and off-hand,” remarked Davis’s 15-year-old son, Alex, “but it totally came out sounding like a sex-crime. It was very bad.”
Added Jessica, Davis’s wife of 20 years and mother of their three children, “Yeah, safe to say we were all pretty creeped out. Also, who even says sexy? Like, actually?”
Davis, however, continues to stand by his word choice. “If a young lady is attractive in a certain way, well then I think she can be called sexy,” remarked Davis, once again creeping everybody out and making everything awkward.
“I think if more people were like me and weren’t afraid to use the word sexy, the world would be a better place.” Agreed everyone everywhere: “It wouldn’t.”
