According to sources across campus, Brown Dining Services is severely overestimating how much adults in the 18-22 age bracket enjoy eating eggs. “They way overshot it on this one,” said sophomore Jim Marino, clearing out the dozens of hardboiled eggs that have piled up in his fridge over the past few months thanks to prepackaged Ratty meals. “Maybe the egg supplier got confused and thought they were shipping eggs to 65-70 year olds, because this is not appropriate for college students.” At press time, Dining Services was making a similar misjudgment with apple juice.

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