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Dog Way Too Medium-Sized To Be In That Purse

Published Friday, October 27th, 2023

This week, local dog Roxy has been deemed way too medium-sized to be carried around in her owner’s purse like that.

“I don’t know why this weird lady thinks she can keep this dog in her purse,” said bystander Miranda Roberts, glaring at Roxy, who was only slightly smaller than a Cocker Spaniel. “This dog is obviously medium-sized, not small or tiny. You can’t just put a medium-sized dog in a purse like that.”

“Like come on, this dog is obviously the right size to be walking around on the ground on a leash,” continued Roberts, while Roxy closed her eyes sleepily and curled up in the purse. “Who on earth thinks it’s okay to put a 20-pound animal in a purse? That dog is simply medium-sized, and that’s all I have to say about that. I just really wish she would take that dog out of the purse.”

At press time, a sweatshirt was slightly too fitted to look oversized.

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