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Elvis Presley’s Guitar Auctioned Off To Museum For Lots Of $$$

Published Friday, December 4th, 2015

A guitar once used by Elvis Presley was sold on Monday at a Sotheby’s auction for an obscene amount of $$$, sources report. The guitar was purchased by a private buyer who will donate it to be housed @ the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum in Cleveland.

“!,” said Greg Harris, president of the Hall of Fame. “!!!.”

The # of Presley guitars still in existence is ?, so this + to the permanent collection of the Museum is very +.

The Elvis Presley Charitable Foundation organized the sale & was quick to note that a % of sales would ^ ||||||||||)()()(^^. However, the Foundation made it clear that with the incredible amount of uncertainty in the world :###!::!##$##==$%$%$^%^%&%@$$$$@^&&&&^&&^&&*^/.

“…,” said Lisa Marie Presley, the late singer’s only child. “___________”

“~,” she added.

As of press time, a museum visitor was asking to play “Hound Dog” on the new guitar.

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