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The Brown Noser

Email From Dad Just Link In Subject Line

Published Friday, October 30th, 2015

Opening up his Gmail on Sunday evening, Josh Linus ’19 has reported receiving an email from his dad consisting of nothing but a link in the subject line that points to a news article that tangentially mentions Brown. “It’s not the first time he’s confused the body with the subject, but I at least hoped there’d be some context or explanation,” said Linus, adding that his dad often forgoes the subject line altogether. “But as long as he’s not still sending me texts, then sending me voice memos of him reading the texts aloud, I can’t really complain.” At press time, Linus had received a voicemail from his dad asking him to check his email.

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