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Emails From Aunt A Bizarre Foray Into Various Font Sizes And Colors

Published Wednesday, December 3rd, 2014

Sources are reporting that emails from Aunt Sheila are always an unpredictable journey through a wide array of font sizes and colors, and often include novel layouts and images. “Sometimes random words will be highlighted, or she’ll put a hyperlink on a whole paragraph. You never know when everything will start being indented or there will be a really long blank space followed by an Audrey Hepburn quote,” said Lauren Cobb, who always looks forward to the roller coaster ride that is making her way through an email from her aunt. “Yesterday I got an email from her that just said ‘i posted on your Face Book Feed,” and then an emoji of a ghost,” said Cobb. At press time, Aunt Sheila still hadn’t joined Facebook.

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