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Fashion@Brown Just Sad People Wearing Things from Dad’s Closet

Published Friday, April 19th, 2019

According to Fashion@Brown’s Instagram followers, all of their content is just sad people wearing things they found in their dad’s closet.

“I found this really cool polo from 1993 in my dad’s closet over spring break,” said model Mickey O’Connor, gazing into the distance with an empty look in his eyes. “It will go great with these oversized jeans I found in the top drawer of his dresser.”

“I decided to go with these white Sketchers sneakers because I saw a picture of my dad wearing them to a Pearl Jam concert in 2004,” O’Connor continued, letting out a long resigned sigh. “I couldn’t find the exact pair, but luckily somebody else was able to borrow them from their dad.”

“Finding great accessories in my dad’s closet was a real challenge,” O’Connor added, a single tear running down his cheek. “We ended up choosing an old watch and some reading glasses that were in a small box on a shelf. I think that together this look will really scream spring.”

At press time, O’Connor was waiting for an overcast day to do a photo shoot in an open field.

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