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Feminist Man Thinks You Should Smile Less

Published Friday, September 22nd, 2023

Reports indicate that feminist man Jack Walker thinks you should smile less. “I just think if you smiled less you’d look a lot smarter,” Walker said, adding that women only smile because of sexism. “Believe it or not, you’re more than just your looks. Whenever I see a woman smiling, all I can think is that she needs to learn to break free of patriarchal social expectations. I mean, it just seems like internalized misogyny—that means hatred of women.” At press time, Walker refused to eat at women-owned restaurants owing to his belief that women do not belong in the kitchen.

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