Standing out from the rest of the cutlery in off-campus junior Cliff Calhoun’s kitchen, sources report that a former tenant’s weird spoon has been seamlessly integrated into the apartment’s silverware drawer. “This spoon was here when we moved in and it felt wrong to throw it out,” Calhoun explained, nestling the odd spoon among the rest of the utensils that he and his roommates purchased for themselves. “It’s a little weird — it has a wooden handle, it’s super deep, and it bends a little to the right. But we’ve been successful in incorporating it into our daily routine with the rest of our spoons.” At press time, a former tenant’s salt was swiftly absorbed into the apartment’s spice cabinet.

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