Sources unfortunately indicate that the friend who hearted your message instead of replying with words definitely hates your ass and no doubt wants you dead.

“I just hearted a message from my friend telling me where to meet her for a snack this afternoon,” said Eileen Norris, who actually despises you with all her heart, mind, and soul and might rather die than be subject to an afternoon coffee run with you. “This reaction feature is so convenient and makes responding to texts so much faster!”

“Especially when I’m in a rush, it’s a perfect way to tell a friend you’ve acknowledged their message without needing to sit down and type something out,” continued Norris, who thinks she would be doing a lot better in life if you just didn’t exist at all actually and throws up in her mouth at the idea of having to verbally communicate with you. “I can stay in the loop without committing to a whole message.”

At press time, a friend who was told they could vent in the group chat was met with tumbleweed silence.

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