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Sources report that one magnificent footnote takes up most of the textbook page.
“I was reading through this 50-page chapter we’d been assigned, and I was definitely on the verge of dropping the class,” recounted student Lucas Lambert. “My whole perspective changed once I saw that mercifully tiny font.”
“The footnote just went on and on, like an unstoppable river that I thankfully did not have to traverse,” Lambert reported. “I couldn’t believe there was so much to say about the history of arrow keys, and there was no way I was going to read to find out more.”
At press time, the chapter delivered Lambert another blessing by ending at the top of a page.
