Seeing a plane approach alongside him, a goose just realized that if he wanted to, he could totally fly into the engine and take down the entire 747. “Oh my God, I can’t believe I just thought to do that, what the hell?” honked the goose aloud to himself, shocked and scared at where his mind wandered for a brief moment. “Like, I’d never do it of course, but like, it’s crazy that the thought just came to me. Like, that nothing is stopping me from flying into the engine and making the whole plane explode. Oh my God, what’s wrong with me? I can’t stop thinking about it. Yikes, okay, I’m just gonna move on and think about seeds." At press time, a deer is just realizing it would take so little effort for him to get a passing car to swerve off a bridge.

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