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Grandpa's Pills Big

Published Friday, March 12th, 2021

Rummaging through his grandfather’s medicine cabinet during a game of hide and seek with his cousins, 8-year-old Ollie Park has discovered that his elderly grandpa’s pills are absolutely gigantic. “I knew I was going to find something crazy as soon as I opened the mirror door,” remarked Park as he opened the compartments of a weekly pill organizer with a mixture of morbid curiosity and perverse excitement. “At first, I was a bit disappointed by his Sunday multivitamins — I mean, they were nothing I hadn’t seen before. But by the time I reached the Thursday fish oils, I was totally floored.” Park has since confirmed that that Grandma’s arthritis pills are fucking humongous.

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