Frantically digging upwards through the dirt with his hands and saying he feels like an absolute fool, gravedigger Solomon Dietz accidentally buried himself alive again. “Oh no,” said Dietz, trying not to inhale too much of the dirt he spent nearly an hour piling on top of himself before he realized he was trapped. “Not this again! I’m such a dope and now I might die! For the love of God! Can anyone hear me? Help! Help!” At press time, Dietz’ head had popped out of the ground covered in worms and looking silly.

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