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Sources from the Main Green report that a guy playing Spikeball at 2pm would likely benefit from some harder classes.
“Yeah, I never have all that much to do,” said Tywin Tenot, local economics major and free-time connoisseur, setting up his Spikeball net as his classmates hurried to their lectures. “My classes never seem to assign very much work. I’m not sure why everybody spends so much time in the libraries here, to be honest.”
“I really find myself exploring my passions instead,” Tenot continued, his literacy deteriorating by the day. “Lawn darts, Spikeball, frisbee—that kinda stuff. It’s totally expanding my brain.”
“Spikeball is definitely my favorite thing about Brown,” Tenot continued, stopping to celebrate his win despite not having done any homework in six days. “It allows me to take my shirt off in a socially acceptable way. I’d just be lost without two to three hours of playtime per day.”
At press time, a student found in the Rock at 2am could probably benefit from some fresh air.
