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In recent news, junior Jackson Dibbs was seen raising his hand so nonchalantly in class because raising it entirely would be way too gay.
“In his defense, he did look soooo cool back there,” exclaimed sophomore Alexa Dingles, who thought Dibbs was pointing a finger gun at first but realized he was just raising his hand in a heterosexual way. “There is definitely something so sexy and manly about guys raising their hands like that. It’s, like, wow, he’s really exuding testosterone. So masculine.”
“Yeah, it was chill or whatever,” said Dibbs with a smug look on his face as he pointed his fingers in a 45 degree angle because if he actually raised his hand and spread his fingers he could be confused for a homosexual. “I had something to say, so I said it.”
At press time, Dibbs briefly raised his head when he saw his friend on campus because waving would be way too gay.
