Scanning his bathroom for a suitable place to dry his hands, sources report that junior Gene Niceton went ahead and wiped them on his roommate’s towel. “It’s not like Wes will know if I use just this tiny corner of his towel,” Niceton reported, patting his hands dry on his roommate’s personal body towel hanging near the shower. “I’m not even getting it gross, just a little damp. I’m sure our other roommates do the same exact thing. Wes wouldn’t leave his towel here if he didn’t expect the entire household to use it for their hands.” At press time, Niceton was sipping tequila out of his roommate’s favorite mug.

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