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Homesick Maud Mandel Tries To Get Williams To Buy Teddy Bear Sculpture

Published Friday, December 7th, 2018

In an attempt to alleviate her homesickness, former Dean of the College Maud Mandel has reportedly been trying to persuade Williams College to buy a giant teddy bear sculpture.

“Yeah I mean I think it might be cool to have some kind of new sculpture on the main green,” Mandel reportedly pitched to the Williams administration. “Something big and——just spitballing here——maybe an animal? A bear or something?”

“Maybe it’d be something kinda zany like a toy next to something serious like a lamp," she continued. “So that the two things are juxtaposed… I think it’d look really nice. But like I haven’t thought about it at all.”

“I was thinking something… blue?" Maud said. "And we could put it right in the middle of campus since it would be such a fun thing to see everyday. But, again, only if you want it. It’s really whatever. I don’t care.”

At press time, Maud threw around the idea of a rock and tree art piece as well.

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