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Okay, despite whatever flaws you guys might have with regards to sinning and stuff, can I just say that I am really impressed? I mean, honestly, I’m super surprised you were able to figure all this physics stuff out.
It’s, like, really hard!
Seriously, though, it’s definitely not intuitive, and yet, somehow you still managed to figure out all this really crazy math and science stuff with no help from me whatsoever. Centrifugal force. Light speed. Not to mention all this gravity stuff. I mean, E = mc^2? Hello! I didn’t even figure out E = mc^2 for like two weeks, and I created the physical parameters of the universe by which it abides!
Bravo.
Sure, you guys can be pretty mean to each other sometimes, and you’re not exactly famous for taking care of your mother Earth. But gosh darn if you can’t use a Large Hadron Collider to figure out what gives subatomic particles their mass! I mean, Higgs friggin’ Boson! The friggin’ God particle!
Man, you guys are smart. Really friggin’ smart.
When I made most of this physics stuff, I knew that there was basically no chance anyone was ever going to get it. Like, I was pretty sure thermodynamics was just gonna go on, totally unexplained for, like, forever. But then you guys come along and figured out absolute zero and enthalpy and conservation of energy, and it’s like, what? Seriously?
This is really advanced stuff. You guys are really advanced.
Of course, I’m also impressed by the other stuff you guys were able to figure out. Stuff like genetics. I mean, that was not an easy one. Other stuff like computers, cars, baking…I don’t know what else. Oh, flip books. Those are insane!
Point is, I just want you to know that you’re more than exceeding my expectations in terms of understanding the rules of the friggin’ crazy universe I created. For sure, there’s still a bunch of stuff you guys haven’t figured out. For example, a cure for AIDS is something that’s still floating around out there. Cure for cancer. Dog language.
But don’t worry, if you guys stay on the trajectory you’re on, you’ll definitely figure those things out eventually. I have faith in you. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even prove that I don’t exist by using numbers and equations and science and stuff. Wouldn’t that be crazy? That would be friggin’ insane.
Well, done!
