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After masterfully navigating through the first ‘7 Steps Of Seduction’ laid out by Vanity Fair Magazine, including “show her a you’re patient,” and “do something daring,” Jake Pewitt froze up mid party with Katie Shaffer on Friday as he tried to remember step number 8.
“Ahhhh…” Pewitt replied when Shaffer asked if he wanted to go on a walk to her dorm room, “I… um… I gotta go to the bathroom,” he said before rushing from the dance room, clumsily bumping and shoving people as he left.
“Shit, fuck, shit!” Pewitt yelled, reportedly banging his head against the bathroom mirror. “This always happens. It’s going perfectly, and then I forget step number 8 like a big dope!”
When asked to relate the sequence of steps that lead to step number 8, Pewitt rattled them off with confidence.
“Take her to a place she’s loves. Flirt using body language. Create an atmosphere. Tell her a secret, yadda yadda, I’ve done them all," he said. "I just can’t remember what the hell Vanity Fair said was step 8!”
Pewitt quickly explained that skipping to number 9 (initiate touch) would be tauntamount to ruining the whole event. “8 is key. Believe me, with Vanity Fair you can’t just skip around. Sequence is there for a reason. They know what they are doing.”
