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Sensually licking their lips at a UN press conference last week, a group of horned-up climatologists warned that Florida will soon be demolished by six feet of total hunk. “At this point it’s clear that if we don’t change our naughty ways, we might be powerless against 6 feet of sheer man-meat,” explained lusty climate scientist Dr. Melvin Forbis, speaking in an erotic whisper. “Our studies have found that if we’re not careful, we could end up being punished. Oh yeah, Miami could soon find itself underneath at least 72 inches of pure rock-hard stud.” At the end of the conference, the horny climatologists spoke passionately about all that hot and dirty air choking the world’s cities.
