Sources confirm that a recent trip to IKEA has given new homeowners helpful insight into what their bedroom would look like if it opened up to a 15 million square foot industrial warehouse.

“This makes the master bedroom feel so much bigger!” said Sarah Frush, noting the missing wall that revealed a sprawling storage depot. “And it’s all so affordable!”

“These lamps give so much light!” exclaimed Frush, admiring the 200,000 LED light bulbs lining the ceiling of the enormous furniture showroom. “Honey, write down the product number.”

“We have to show the remodelers this floor plan as inspiration!” announced Frush, hoping to incorporate 10 foot wide concrete walkways into their 2 story fixer-upper. “It makes the space feel so open!”

At press time car dealerships give prospective car buyers helpful insight into how it feels to drive a Honda Odyssey with a 32 year old salesman in the passenger seat.

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