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I’m So Annoying And Ugly, And No One Will Ever Like Me by Most Annoying And Ugly Man To Ever Exist

Published Friday, December 8th, 2023

Sigh, sometimes I feel really down in the dumps, and I feel like I’m so annoying and ugly, and no one will ever like me. I don’t know what it is about me, but I feel like no one’s ever been interested in me, and everyone I get close to just pulls away. Don’t lie, you’re disgusted looking at me right now.

Some days, I feel like I have everything someone could want in a guy. Like, I’m not bad-looking, if I do say so myself. I go to the gym six days a week, I’m six foot, and I’m pretty smart. I have hobbies that I’m pretty into, like hiking and playing the guitar, so I don’t think I’m a boring person. What’s not to like? Actually, I went and hiked the White Mountains this past weekend. Do you wanna see a picture? It’s kind of an advanced mountain, but for someone who’s hiked for most of their life, like me, it was pretty easy. I could show you how to do it sometime.

Anyway, I bet you think I’m really ugly, and you probably can’t even stand being near me. Is that true? You can say it, I know you’re thinking it. What am I doing wrong? Maybe I’m too smart, or do I come off as too out-of-your-league? Do I have to be more approachable? Are my shoulders not big enough? I mean they’re already like 57 centimeters across. We measured them on my club soccer team, and I have the widest shoulders, but you girls are really picky sometimes. Sometimes I can ramble about my hobbies, but that’s just because I’m passionate. I feel like I let you guys ramble about your hobbies all day long, like makeup and pilates and yoga and stuff, and I don’t say anything. I don’t get it. I feel like I’ll never be good enough.

I just don’t know what’s wrong with me! But I feel like no one will ever like me, and I don’t know why.

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