Not doing his part to help protect himself and those in his village, irresponsible 12th century plague doctor Edmund Bradforde reportedly isn’t even wearing his insane beak mask. “I’m grateful f’r all his holp in leeching mine own blood and putting coins of silver on mine own body,” said infected woman Della Hanleye between bloody coughs. “But I bethink t’s foolish of the sir not to doth the simple, respectful act of wearing yond crazy-ass bird-looking thing ov’r his visage." At press time, an inconsiderate band of more than ten youths gathered in the forest to dance to the lute.
Irresponsible 12th Century Plague Doctor Not Even Wearing Insane Beak Mask
Published Friday, October 30th, 2020