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In recent news, the Ivy Film Festival was finally recognized as the most outstanding film festivals about ivy ever.
“We are so incredibly honored to receive such a distinguished award,” expressed Ivy Film Festival’s director Anna Bolin, planting ivy seeds around a local diner for her next cinematic venture. “It’s about time that we start praising and appreciating this beautifully lush evergreen plant.”
“I just hope that this shows the world that movies about ivy are important and they are here to stay,” Bolin added, watering the invasive species that the festival claims to be the best actor they have ever worked with. “Ivy stories matter. As the premier film festival about ivy, we pledge to never stop showcasing ivy-centered films with dedicated ivy directors and crew that are as passionate about ivy as we are.”
At press time, the College Hill Independent was irrevocably recognized as the best-in-class independent hill about college.
