Following rumours about the class yearbook’s superlatives, sources report that letters L, M, N, O, and P were a notoriously toxic clique in high school.
“They were so exclusive,” said K, secretly jealous that he just missed the cut off to be part of their friend group. “But I heard a rumour that L, M, and N don’t really like P because everyone knows P but mixes up the rest of them. I think they’re jealous.”
“They always acted the same, dressed the same, talked the same,” continued K, thinking about how the letters’ mothers must have been in the same friend group or something, because how else would all of their names sound so similar? “But it was so weird because O was the only one who could really get along with all of them. I always heard about drama within that group, they were always fighting about something stupid, especially L and N. They couldn’t even sit next to each other without almost taking each other’s heads off. O always had to be in between them.”
At press time, everyone was pissed off at A for being a teacher’s pet again.

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