Feeling content with his lot at the East Side Clinical Laboratory in Lincoln, RI, a naturally curious lab rat reported that he just does it for the love of the maze. “You know some of my rodent buddies in this lab get real PO’d when we’re fed drugs that make us all loopy-like, or our reward is a raisin instead of a piece of cheese,” squeaked the lab rat with carefree air. “But me? Well, I’m just happy to do a little puzzle. Why, a maze is sort of like life when you think about it, what with its twists and turns and what-not.” At press time, a rabbit at a nearby cosmetics lab had never felt more gorgeous.
Lab Rat Does It For The Love Of The Maze
Published Friday, October 30th, 2020