According to a recent report from the Guinness Book of World Records, a personal injury law firm has pulled into a dead heat with an academic journal article in the race for the world’s longest string of kooky names. “Up until now, the record was indisputably held by the paper on microfinance in developing countries by Schnoyder, Gruckleshanks, Borp, and Toggledy-Smath (2017),” said a spokesperson for Guinness World Records, noting that this group of authors won the title over a number of strong contenders with highly unique names. “But we recently became aware of a law firm called the Law Offices of Baldabucci, Prunkmink, Flamp & Flamp, LLP, and now the competition for this world record has become intense.” At press time, the founding of a new lobbying firm called Waldoop, Bogloffer-Snerck, and Gutzenheimerdorf Strategies upended the contest entirely.

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