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Sources on the island of Madagascar report that this lemur is honestly looking really weird.
“In my professional opinion, this lemur is absolutely ridiculous-looking. Freakish, even,” stated acclaimed wildlife biologist Stanford Creel as the lemur stood on a tree branch with one leg behind its head and its ugly striped tail on full display. “It will not stop sticking out that gross pink tongue. And those tiny little pupils? Absolutely crazy-looking.”
“I simply don’t understand how people can find such a wack creature cute or even tolerable. Every time that lemur stares with those freakish orange eyes, I need to look away,” continued Creel while the lemur hopped around in unsettling patterns. “Yeah, nope. I hate this thing.”
At press time, the Pacific spiny lumpsucker was actually a really cute fish.
