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According to eyewitness reports, local six-year-old Bradley Wilson is just laughing his fucking head off. The laughing appears to have started sometime around a minute ago when an unknown cause led Wilson to drop to the floor and explode in a fit of joyous laughter. Reports indicate that, as a direct result of his raucous giggle spree, the young boy is now laughing so hard he is actually sobbing, and may very well have wet himself in the middle of the department store where his mother, Janine Wilson, is shopping for makeup. Speculation as to what triggered the young boy to laugh his fucking head off has yielded several possible causes, including the exposed buttocks of one of the nude mannequins near the site of Wilson’s fit of hysterics, as well as the memory of that really funny scene from “Diary of a Wimpy Kid 3: Dog Days” where the dog eats the sandwich.
