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Desperately scraping away at the plaque that built up between his teeth since his last dentist appointment, area man Miguel Arroyo flossed for the first time in a year this morning in a last-ditch attempt to minimize his dentist’s disappointment in his poor dental hygiene. “If I really get in there with some floss right now, my dentist might be a little less disappointed in me for neglecting my dental care,” Arroyo said nervously while brushing his teeth for the third time since waking up. “At least I’ll be able to look her in the eye and truthfully say I flossed.” On the morning of his annual physical the following week, Arroyo reportedly ate a salad for the first time in 12 months so he could assure his doctor he has a healthy diet.
