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The Brown Noser

Magazine Has Insane Uppercase Q

Published Friday, September 17th, 2021

Though The American Sleepwalker, a monthly arts and culture magazine, may seem normal enough, readers report that it has the most batshit insane uppercase Qs you could ever imagine. “I was trying to read a piece about QAnon that my friend wrote but I couldn’t get past the font,” said magazine reader Bethy Thompson about a piece chock full of distractingly pretentious Q’s whose tails swirl and swoop all the fuck over the place. “There was a whole section of the article subtitled ‘QAnon: Answering Questions, Quibbles, and Queries.’ I felt like I was looking at a piece of ornate lace.” Readers of The American Sleepwalker have further confirmed that the absurdity of the magazine’s uppercase Q has nothing on the absolute detached-from-reality madness that is its lowercase g.

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