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Man Just Takes Out One AirPod To Deliver Eulogy

Published Friday, December 7th, 2018

Friends, family, and loved ones gathering at a memorial service for Jean Schwartzman report that Schwartzman’s nephew Brian Green is just taking off one AirPod to deliver his eulogy. “I know the music paused when he took out his left AirPod, which is a step in the right direction,” noted cousin Laurie Schwartzmann. “But it’s like, why keep the other one in? I can’t believe that even while speaking at a funeral for his Aunt, he still feels the need to wear at least one AirPod." At press time, Green was seen frantically searching the podium for his left pod.

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