Standing in line for the Intimidator Goliath 305, area man Kevin Montanari can’t tell if his desperate need to pee is real this time. “Twenty minutes ago I was in line for the Cannibal Fury 460 and I left the line to go pee but it turns out it was just fear pee” Montanari explained while nervously hopping from foot to foot and crouching down a little bit to relieve bladder pressure. “As soon as I got in the stall I knew it was just the knowledge of the quadruple loop-the-loop making me think I needed to pee and not the real thing. I didn’t make it back in time and missed the whole ride. My buddy Josh was so dizzy he threw up. I’m so bummed I missed it. I never want to let my bladder trick me like that again.” After the Intimidator Goliath 305, Kevin was seen confidently chugging an extra-large Diet Mountain dew and buying twenty more ride tickets.

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