Sources report that senior Agnes Rumelda, a Medieval Studies concentrator, was really nervous about that rat over there. “Listen, that rat is bad news!” exclaimed Rumelda as she prepared for the devastation this would add to the filth and squalor of peasant life. “Send it away! Send it away, I tell you! These pesky rats wish nothing but destruction.”

At press time, an Egyptology concentrator was feeling really nervous about all that toilet paper next to a sarcophagus.

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