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According to a recent statement, the Nation’s Men who just switched bodies have announced their plans to simultaneously look inside their pants.
“I’m thrilled with the way things turned out,” said Oliver Jameson, celebrating as his friend Glen Bender slumped in disappointment, peering into his new crotch. “Who cares that Glen comes from a poor family with barely a penny to his name. I’ve traded up! Can’t imagine Glen is too pleased, though. I saddled him with a real piece of work down there. It’s not much to call home about. But his? Wow. Score! I’m a new man! I’m Glen now!”
“I’m pretty bummed to be in Oliver’s body,” said Glen, Oliver’s friend, despite his new body being nearly perfect in every other way. “I looked down and was immediately disappointed. Who cares that Oliver’s body is in peak physical condition. I don’t need any of his family’s mansions or his powerful friends in government and big business. I just want my penis back.”
At press time, Glen and Oliver reversed the spell and returned to their respective bodies having learned it’s not about the life you lead but the package you carry.
