Partly Cloudy, 64°
Nostalgic and solemn, the nation’s mothers recently announced plans to get sort of sad at any mention of Princess Diana.
“Whenever Di comes up, we’ll probably have to sigh and shake our heads,” said mother Naomi Kent, gazing upward toward heaven. “It’s just such a shame. So young, too.”
“If someone mentions the People’s Princess, I won’t cry, but I’ll get really quiet for a bit, and I’ll withdraw from whatever conversation is happening around me,” Kent continued, nostalgic for the late princess’s years of influence. “I’ll have to exhale really slowly from my nose while lamenting the fact that she wasn’t even wearing a seatbelt.”
“She was just such an icon,” said Kent, staring at her hands. “The 90s wouldn’t have been the same without her. I mean, she changed the game for female public figures. She really did.”
At press time, the nation’s kids announced plans to not really get what the big deal is.
